Vacation is the bees knees. Fishing, swimming, beach running and love from some of my favorite people. Do i have to go back!?
Dear God.
If only I didn’t appreciate my freedom from too many responsibilities…one is these smooshy faces would be mine!
SMUG! HA!! They are RIDICULOUS! If working with 1 prego wasn’t enough, lets add another 1 and stuff her with twins. Awesome. I dedicate this amazing video to the pregos! Now shut up and work please!
Day 52. Shit my willpower must be high because this looks delicious and it’s FREE! Ahhhhhh Food how I miss you!
“Weesa scratch. I want more scratch!” The scratching went on for 25 minutes. Hmmm I wonder if this is how the people I trick into my bed feel because I too LOVE me some back scratching…happy birthday little peanut!
RIP sweet little Gizmo. You were one awesome, tough and adorably sweet bitch! I will never forget letting you ride shotgun over my friends or all the socks you chewed. It was a great run my friend. Sad face.
Pooping makes the world a better place. The last two cartoon panels are just plain brilliant.
words of wisdom for my currently sick 6 year old.
